Piece of ass

Well i broke my coccyx. Tailbone, ass, bum, derriere, badunkadunk. Apparently my massive cheeks would have worked as padding if i hadnt fallen directly on my spine. So this means: no squats, deadlift, Highgames participation, Crossfit workouts, etc for 4-6 weeks. I will weaken and perhaps many of you will then try to kill me. To prevent this, I decided that I should still be able to do bench, and possibly overhead press. So I will become a master at these so as not to succumb to any attacks from you weight-lifting hyenas. My Xmas goal is to bench 140 lbs. Tailbone or not. My current bench max is 102. My ass will rise again, triumphant.