Christine's Rededication Ceremony

After losing a couple of optimal weight lifting weeks to The Bronchitis and realizing I have a limited weightlifting career left this year (since I plan on getting preggers come April-May) , I have decided to completely surrender my will to the Barbell. As I sit here with sore legs from cardiovascular activities yesterday, I realize this is not going to help my squat tonight. Therefore, I will no longer dilute my energy and limited athletic ability with anything that doesn't involve lifting some sort of crushing weight within precarious reach of my vital organs. I have to remember--i dont care about exercising for my health or overall fitness. That is why i dramatically changed my diet to reduce my cholesterol from 218 to a fit 155. I care about excercising as a means to crush, kill, and destroy. I care about prisoner biceps. I care about lifting up my husband and tossing him across the kitchen. I care about opening pickle jars. And i care about quadriceps. I care a LOT about them. So i hereby rededicate myself to the Gospel of the Deadlift. I will concern myself with pull-ups.  I will revel in the majesty of the squat. I will learn to enjoy arm-cancer. If it aint a bar, a bag, a plate, a weight, a bell or if it doesnt give me a PUMP, Arnold-Style, its of no use to me. For I am...Iron Woman.